Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

sherlielocks:

seafiish:

fiyhi:

spyrasha:

mpregbert:

people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord

ive stepped on a nail excuse you

i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that

i once killed a man

“OWW I BURNT MY HAND
at night”


“OWW I BURNT MY HAND

at night”

What if you step in poop?

What if you step in poop?